Eloise-isms

• The other night we looked out into the back yard and saw some bunnies.  One of the bunnies lifted it's back leg and started scratching his ear.  I said, "Look!  It's scratching!"  Then I look over to Eloise, who is waving out the window.  She says, "No, he's just waving at me!"

• Me (smelling a major stink): "Dinah, did you poop?"  Eloise: "It's just my feet."  (It was Dinah, by the way!)